Two for the friend, one in the end
Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
Two in the coot, one in the poot
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
Two for the kitty, one in the shitty
Two for the moose, one in the caboose
Two in the bank, one in the stank
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever
Two in the bush, one in the tush
Two in the cherry, one in the fairy
Two in the coot, one in the poot
Two in the cooter, one in the pooter
Two in the cootie, one in the booty
Two in the crack, one in the back
Two in the cum, one in the bum
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt
Two in the fun, one in the bun
Two in the giney, one in the hiney
Two in the goo, one in the poo
Two in the gooer, one in the sewer
Two in the grass, one in the ass
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye
Two in the humper, one in the dumper
Two in the junk, one in the trunk
Two in her meat, one in her seat
Two in the muff, one in the stuff
Two in the pink, one in the stink
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot
Two in the play, one in the gay
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate
Two in the poon, one in the moon
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny
Two in the slit, one in the shit
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch
Two in the soup, one in the poop
Two in the twat, one to make her say "What?!?!"
Two twixt the flaps, one where she craps
Two where you eat, one in the seat
Two where baby's born, one to fish for corn
Two where she's pinker, one in the stinker
by CheapBastid November 17, 2004
Get the The Shocker mug.A state of antsiness or anxiety when one goes too long without seeing pictures of Adam Lambert or hearing his music. A common find in Glamberts and Lambskanks.
Kav: What's wrong with you? You're all jumpy and antsy.
Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!
Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!
by dee_nasir May 29, 2009
Get the Adamlaphic Shock mug.When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.
Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em
by MCheucastro September 24, 2009
Get the Guac Shock mug.Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
by Ridindirty1026 March 4, 2009
Get the Shockley mug.(adj.) A type of frenzied dancing, usually done whilst under the influence of alcohol.
This dance can be seen in many nightclubs/bars/resturants where the performer has usually cleared a significant space on the dancefloor due to everybody else in the vicinity not wanting to be hit by his/her flapping limbs
This dance can be seen in many nightclubs/bars/resturants where the performer has usually cleared a significant space on the dancefloor due to everybody else in the vicinity not wanting to be hit by his/her flapping limbs
'You seeing that man shock out?'
'yea, i woulnt get too close though, it looks like he's dribbling a bit'
'seen'
'yea, i woulnt get too close though, it looks like he's dribbling a bit'
'seen'
by Upside-down Badger February 17, 2009
Get the Shock Out mug.The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!
Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!
by JDJ55 December 8, 2010
Get the Computer Shocker mug.A robbery where the thief immobilizes the victim through electrocution (i.e. through a Taser) and then removes the victim's property.
Jack needs a new I-pad because his old one got stolen in a shock and grab while he was walking through Bushwick.
by kcda_kash April 7, 2010
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