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Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )

Woman's excretory matter, which escape through the mouth and/or nostrils during sleep. These creatures are spider-like in form and are composed of digested food. The size of the poop spider is proportional to the size of a woman. This of course is the explanation to the age old question, "Do girls poop?"
"Poop Spiders (Araneidan Fæx )"

Tiny spiders= Tiny women
Large spiders= Large women
Black widows= Angry Feminists
Daddy Long Legs= Vegetarians
by Dr. A.R.C. Tolkein, DMFA. February 12, 2009
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Boob Slider

A Boob slider is the Slider used in character customization for MMO games. The Boob Slider changes the size of your female characters breasts, soon to be implemented in Vanguard:SoH.

The phrase was coined By ChrisChairs of the Vanguard:SoH Forum.
I'm so glad they put in the boob slider so my character is not forced to have extremely large breasts.
by Jobeson October 9, 2006
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slider

A cheap and greasy hamburger usually eaten in numbers and producing stenchy gas shortly thereafter. See mighty whitey one-bitey.
Man, those sliders were good, but I think we should all roll our windows down if we want to continue breathing.
by Rolland McDollar$ August 26, 2003
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Here to Fuck Spiders

Here to Fuck Spiders

Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.

Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"

or

2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
by soupersalad May 13, 2016
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Slider Knob

A term used for an easy girl that gets passed off to the next dude for sex.
Jill is a skank, she was getting banged in a daisy chain being treated like a slider knob.
by Dude6969 June 5, 2012
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slideshow bob

Proper noun.

1. That annoying boss or coworker who puts the most trivial information into PowerPoint format.
2. Anyone who creates those maddening social media posts that you find are slow loading slideshows accompanied by dozens of ads.
Oh, Slideshow Bob had us sitting through half an hour of stupid PowerPoint again this morning.
by heywood704 January 2, 2018
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spiderstanmybeloved

An amazing and hilarious tiktoker <3 who uses she/they pronouns 🤤🤞
spiderstanmybeloved Is my favorite they are super cool
by Stanley_barber_simp June 15, 2021
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