Alabama Crab Slapper

The act of holding a girl from behind like a wheelbarrow, you then insert your penis and start slapping her ass so she goes around the room like a wheelbarrow race.

Chanda-My arms are tired from last night.
Myna-Why?
Chanda-My bf performed the Alabama Crab Slapper on me all night.
Myna-Oh I love that!

by The Scarecrow December 15, 2007

Salty Sea Slapper

or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.

"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"

by Rapture333 April 29, 2009

Slapper

Origin: British
Meaning a loose woman, slut, etc... Came about because of the sound that occurs during sex.

Ella was with 3 guys last night! She's such a 'Slapper'!

by Aday83 October 15, 2007

knee-slapper

A funny story or event. Generally used facetiously. If not used facetiously, the user is a dork.

AHAHAHAHA, that's a KNEE-SLAPPER!

by emelizabeth October 30, 2004

slapperstick

Owen Dunne 2PB1

Bro that’s slapperstick

by 95k95 March 7, 2021

toby slippers

A new and unusually unattractive pair of athletic shoes. Generally, but not limited to, incorporating high-tech materials or gaudy color combinations.

Jason has just declared himself a loser by wearing those toby slippers.

by rubber meats the road March 20, 2008

Facebook slapper

A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.

"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"

by Dabro October 25, 2012