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Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
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Male: Am I gonna get some?
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Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: I have my period
Male: Sorry I have something I need to do today.
Female: So are we going to hang out today?
Male: Am I gonna get some?
Female: OK.
Male: OK come over.
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Sorry I haven't come in to work for the past month, i've been busy shagging my new slampiece full-time and couldn't walk straight.
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