Poser Skater

A person who thinks they can skateboard.
Usually has a penny board because that's Mainstream and Hipster right now.
Usually see them just carrying their board around.
They also have no Scratches on their board because they cant do shit and just show off their £150 army print 'New' Board... from www.pennyskateboardsonline.com.

Usually wear Beanies in the summer and Tie dyed tank tops with 'Hype' on them, or the really mainstream Thrasher T-Shirts in white with black writing.
Some of them also have Facebook profile pictures of them doing an Ollie off a curb, but you can only see the skateboard and their feet so you dont know who the fuck has done it.

Friend - "look at him, another skater"
Me - "Hipster Poser Skater..."
Friend - "How d'you know? He could be really good"
Me - "He is wearing a trasher hoodie, Janoski's and a Hype beanie in the summer "
Friend - "Faggot"

by WashingtonianFollowThrough July 27, 2014

Skater Boy

White guys ranged 12-19 that act like they are cooler than everyone from their alleged "style" of vans, thrasher shirts, beanies, and flannels who listen to nirvana and slipknot and are somehow considered one of the most attractive types of guys.

For the floppy hair, humor and the vital NO- FUCKS ATTITUDE they do not take showers or brush there hair are always stoned and steal; they break girls hearts and never text them back because they are always skating.

"Why does he never text me back"

Friend: "Because He's a skater boy"

"DO YOU EVEN SKATE BRAHH"

"DON'T WEAR THRASHER IF YOU DON'T SKATE"

by Crissle meth December 7, 2019

Skater Clan

Kids in Andover that are often judged by other kids in Andover. Brought together because all of them have fucked up lives or families, they don't judge much, from the outside they look like a bunch of stoners or druggies or creeps. Their differences bring them together and together they are a second family to make up for the ones they don't have. If you get a spot in the family, you'll always have a spot in the family and they'll always care about you.

"Dude, you know the Skater Clan?"
"I heard they're a bunch of stoner creeps."
"No way man, they're all wicked chill."

by anonomyousone November 12, 2011

Skaters (skateboarding)

A skater is someone who knows how to ride a skateboard around. They don’t have to know how to do any tricks to be a skater, it can just simply be their hobby. Though most beginner skaters are the ones who do not know many tricks, there are also long-time skaters that just like to cruise around rather than trickskate. How many tricks they know does not determine how much time they have skated. For example, many skaters take breaks from the hobby to focus on other things. Skaters may wear shoes such as Vans, DCs, Nike, Adidas, etc. You don’t have to wear a certain shoe to be a skater, although skate shoes are made for the hobby and may work better for you. Poser Skaters are people who tend to make fun of beginners, and skate only just to become popular or look cool. Whether they’re good or bad skaters, they are still a poser. That is what posers do, pose for attention. You may see posers wearing Thrasher or Vans. A lot of real skaters wear both of those too, there is no way to determine a poser skater just by what they wear.

Skaters (skateboarding) are people who know how to ride a skateboard.
New Skater: I only know how to ollie, but I try my best everyday to learn more!
Poser Skater: Really? I know how to ollie, grind, AND kickflip. I learned in only 1 week! LOL get on my level!
Long-time Skater: Hey you, do you even know what you are talking about? Skating is made to be fun or to ride around faster, it is not a competition!

by skiccan July 14, 2019

Skater Rob

Skater Rob is a super wicked Skater, He can do any trick you can think of, he is also a professional Skate 3 player(Also Any other Skating Game in existence). He is the Number One ranked player in True Skate. An has performed all tricks from the game at once... in real life.

Broooooo Skater Rob is my idle brooo

by SkaterRobFanBoy April 10, 2019

skatermiyy

skatermiyy is another name for hanker, for those who don’t know what hanker is sorry have you been living under a rock???? hanker is the ship name for hande erçel and kerem bürsin. mean

skater - kerem is a skater ( or at least he tries to be)

miyy - hande’s ig username handemiyy.

it’s usually used by stans when they’re trying to not be obvious

“istg skatermiyy owns my ass”

by yourfavoritehoe December 4, 2020

SkatterBugg

The act of how an individual acts like when they call they’reself fixing something William Hulett

Y’all sumbitches better not let that skatterbugg fucker touch y’all’s stuff it will never work again lol

by SkatterBugg July 18, 2023