Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like

Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp”

Bob: “Where are your parents?”

by cryena August 6, 2020

Simp

Word used in the song "Sippin on some syrup" By three 6 mafia. First used around 2005, meaning pimp. "Im a pimp not a simp"

Today:
Simp the word used when a 12 year old male with a bowl cut donates large amounts of money from daddys credit card to female streamers.

Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' sippin on some, sip. I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp

by JimmyCooksRice September 14, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp

You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp

by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020

Simp

Too desperate for a woman. Most likely to sacrifice everything including own dignity, esteem and assets in hopes of ever having any reciprocation from desired woman.

Toha Hossain is such a desperate simp 🤢

Heard what Toha did for that Viqi? Simp alert 🤮

by abraarkhvn September 17, 2020

Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.

Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch

by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020

Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird

Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N

by Waterhickory January 31, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Mohammad Kwaja from maryland is the biggest simp on the planet.

by mohammad kwaja March 2, 2020