A man standing against a wall with four holes in front of you, situated at your head, arms and genitals. Then proceed to poke your head, arms and genitalia through said holes. Then wank and scream out obscenities to the streets while mad dogging everyone with your eyes.
I was walking down the street the other day and heard a commotion, looked up and a guy was shmirging right at me. I should've been embarrassed but I enjoyed the show, I'm glad my dad was there.
by Fairiesoferry January 22, 2022
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Get the Shimir mug.A small upscale enclave located in eastern Ventura County. Most of the McMansions and wealth are located in the the hills. Simi Valley is bordered by Thousand Oaks, Moorpark, and the San Fernanado Valley. Simi Valley is often refered to to as "Snob Valley" since most of the people here are plastic and the parent give their kids an AMEX at 8 yrs old. Simi Valley is best know for its ranking among the top 10 Safest Cities in America.
by Seth rocks June 1, 2006
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