Shoechestra

The collection of squeaks and other annoying noises made by a multitude of wet shoes on a hard floor. Winter is a great time of year to hear a shoechestra because of all the melted snow. Shoechestras are often made of from about five people, and the high pitched squeaks often register a few octaves below Justin Beiber's voice, however many find shoechestras to be much more pleasant to listen to by comparison

Hank: "wow my shoes are squeaking!"
Dean: "mine too, and listen to all those other people, they're squeaking up a storm!"
Hank: "It's like some kind of shoechestra"
Dean: "hey wait up, I'm out of tune"
Hank: "what the hell? oh you're tying your shoe"

by Doctor.R December 8, 2010

Shochie

The diminutive of the word shoch. Referring to a small black person.

After work some shochie put a flyer on my car.

That shoch woman had a shochie but they dont know who the father is

by Yoshi Yoshelovits October 20, 2010

Scotchy

Scotchy is proppa radge. U see kids flyin aboot on pia hoistied peds on the back wheel n that. Scotchy is where the sticha b’s and 420 blazers are mental. Ahh aye n the best part is theres always a constant smell of green. So basically divnt gan doon scotchy by yi bill cos its radge n dangerous.

Scotchy is a place in Newcastle upon Tyne.

“Let wu gan doon scotchy n have a sticha b n wu can make a 420 blazer”

by Ryan Clayterz December 15, 2019

scotch plains fanwood highschool

dirty ass school in a shitty town where the most interesting thing that’s happened is the history teacher fucking the librarian. none of the students have any personality and their sense of humor is so mf cringey pls stay away

“that bitch is so unfunny and annoying, she must go to scotch plains fanwood highschool”

by peepeewoof May 18, 2020

scotch double

An instance where a person fires a single shot and hits two targets. Usually a term used when bird hunting or skeet shooting.

John took aim at one duck as it flew by and fired just as another crossed it's path, and hit both. A perfect scotch double for the day.

by Jamezfb September 29, 2008

Scotch Egg

A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)

"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "

by Big Stewart January 7, 2019

Tell it to a bottle of scotch

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

by dexfan October 31, 2010