shmobbin'

To poop on one's self, or poop in one's house.

I was shmobbin' upside down yesterday and a bear fuckin bit me.

by Rhys the Ultimate Rice Fanatic September 29, 2003

Shmoper

One whose actions and behavior are of an asinine and dumbfoundingly idiotic nature; comparable to that of a legally retarded seven year old.

Symptoms include the usage of internets slang terms, such as "lol" or "brb" in casual conversation. Also included are a blatant disregard for bodily hygiene as well as a sense of humor comparable to Andy Dick.

She sucked her own cousins dick, what a fucking shmoper.

If that shmoper imitates Borat one more fucking time...

That shmoper smells like shit.

by Anthony Radford August 20, 2007

shmockle

Just another nickname for marijuana, weed, pot...

Hey, are you up for smoking the shmockle after school?

by Swell Girl November 27, 2006

Shmeppy

Stylish, High, Marvelous....yet still preppy. Stylish as in up to date, usually wearing the latest from Lilly Pulitzer, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Brooks Brothers...but wouldn't be caught dead wearing last seasons. High as in smoked that mary jane...and marvelous as in they cosider themselves Chauncey and Uber Exclusive. May be referred to as God's gift to men or women. Basically A winner.

You will always find these people looking stylish, preppy, and wearing big designer glasses to hide their stoner eyes. Shmeppy people have intense presence.

"That guy think he's the shit..look at him with his Shmeppy self"

"Yo brah...im taking that shmeppy girl to my place asap"

by Kennedy Madden December 9, 2007

shmoft

A picture (or to take a picture) of a toy, action figure, figurine, etc. posed in such a way that it appears to be performing a real life task.

"Did you see the shmoft on Reddit of Mario vacuuming the living room?"

"I'm taking my Donkey Kong figurine to shmoft at the E3 Nintendo booth!"

by Jenkinz June 13, 2013

Shmoely

This word has three different definitions. It could mean

1. a shmoely is someone you do not know
2. a shmoely can be someone who you think is an idiot
3. a shmoely can also be someone who you already know and are using the term in an endearing manner

"Look at that shmoely over there! Does he even know what he's doing?"

by toocoolforyou1 December 23, 2014

shlope

An idiot that thinks they the main man/woman

Ashani is such a fucking shlope

by 2k111111 November 29, 2017