Tangled Slinky

The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.

I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.

by Joe Shmo 26 February 13, 2015

Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.

Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!

by John March 14, 2004

Shpinky

A shpinky is what you say when you talk in the lilo and stick voice,no one knows what it means but it’s funny as fuck!

“DOOD MY SHPINKY HURTS.”

That girl over there has a nice shpinky

by Penis is Gay February 7, 2019

shlink

1) A shitty URL link. A URL link that takes you nowhere are somewhere you did not want to go.

I followed a link from Google News to Informationweek.com but it didn't take me to the article. It took me to the root of their page so I had to hunt down the article again. Then their javascript prevented my back button from returning to Google. I had to mash it to escape their page. It was fucking shlink.

by iateyourcat February 4, 2012

Schlinky

A disgusting looking penis. It is a long worm, usually just sitting there. It looks like dead skin.

Steven was doing pushups, and his schlinky fell out of his pants.

by SoH leader December 19, 2011

slinky snake

A snake that is very slinky. They want to kill certain people if they get angry! *cough**cough* joshua. They also are not homophobic and support the lgbt.

The slinky snake was being supportive to the lgbt.

by snake slinker March 5, 2017

Schlinky

A word meaning the best of a group of players in an XBox live game. For example, if a group of people were playing Call of Duty, on the XBox, the highest ranked person in the game would be Schlinky.

I had Schlinky in my game earlier

by Oo Schlinky oO September 22, 2009