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The painful occurance when a guy gets his penis gets caught in his zipper.
I was trying to put on my pants and totally got a Tangled Slinky.
by Joe Shmo 26 February 13, 2015
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.
Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.
by stogination October 15, 2013
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