Shitberg

When one takes such an enormous shit that about 10% of it piles up over the water.

"Oh my god, Jeff just dropped a shitberg and now the toilet's plugged up."

"I have to go even more, but that shitberg's getting kinda close."

by pingueculae January 4, 2013

Shipee

To shit and pee at the same time.

I thought I just had to take a pee but I took a shipee instead.

by Gump Girl May 14, 2015

Shitdecker

To absolutely launch something at breakneck speeds

I'm gonna shitdecker this pepsi can into the riot

by Yeebus May 31, 2017

muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

Shiteface

A 50 something ginger whinger, who prefers his model daughter over his other children. Likes HAM radio maps, to sell at an inflated price on ebay. Enjoys blaming others for his mistakes. Can usually be seen buyin cheap DVD's from the nearest ESSO station.

See "Failure" or "man child" for furhter reading

That was such a Shiteface mistake you made there

Haha he just did a Shiteface

I've just doen a Shiteface and now i'm lost

I just did what i was told

Fuck everyone else, they're not important

I'm off to eat worms

by shitefacehater-pewpew December 14, 2009

Way and Shite!

Donegal slang for "Piss off" or "Go away, you retard!"

Mooney: Would you feed me, i'm too fat
Jaime and Petur in unisome : Way and Shite!

by Jaime_the_ledge March 26, 2009

Shibee

Somthing you say to your mate when somthing awesome happens.

person 1) dude! you just touched christie boner's hoo-hoos
person 2) Shibee!

(from the film "dude where's my car")

by Ben Ibbo December 29, 2006