shite

Intentional mispronunciation of shit.

Former WBCN disc jockey Nik Carter used to say "shite" on the radio, as if to get away with it.

by Andrew Schwartz January 30, 2005

talking shite

A phrase used when someone is saying something that is a lie or is exaggerated, they are then 'talking shite'.

Tom - "I think Sharon fancies me"
Harry - " Don't be talking shite, Tom"

by Lannybop May 16, 2016

shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time

"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"

by joeyjee October 15, 2007

shite-burger

The way to order a cheeseburger in Hungary. "sajt" (pronounced like "shite") means cheese.

Cashier: Teség?
Customer: Shite-burger.
Cashier: Persze. (she hands you a cheeseburger)

by Király October 23, 2011

Wee shite

Mice. Usually small field mice which invade large upstairs rooms and hide in cupboards.
Originating from northern England.

The wee shites in the cupboard have left a chewed muffin wrapper behind.

by PrincessMouseHunter June 24, 2018

Light the Shite

Glasweigan kids game played on the nieghbourhood grouch. Involves placing some kind of fecal matter (dogs, cows whatever comes to hand) into a bag and placing it on the persons doorstep. The bag is set on fire and the persons doorbell is rang. Usually the person wil stamp on the bag to put it out. At this time and accomplice bangs on a window or door in the back of the house causing the victim to walk the mess through their house.

"Hey man that old git Smith totally grassed us to the cops last night"

"Yeah we should defo light the shite on the fucker"

by King Mida$ September 24, 2008

Bank shiting

Where someone usually a neohippie goes into a bank pulls down there pants and shits. It is done as a protest against the evil economic system that keeps people in poverity and brainwashed into believeing that it's the only way to live and see life as materialistic.

John is bank shiting.

by Deep blue 2012 April 21, 2010