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If the toilet's broken, shit outside.

A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".

Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
by micah June 19, 2010
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shit outta luck

A more literal phonetic spelling of how the phrase "shit out of luck" is often pronounced in common speech, with the "out of" being combined into one word.
After my friend's car broke down, was dumped by his girlfriend, and fired from his job all on the same day, the only thing I could think to say was "Man, you are just shit outta luck today".
by EvolutionKills June 17, 2014
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cuddle the shit outta you

When one person has total disregard for the other persons feelings during hard core cuddle time - even tho the other person is luvin it.
Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,

Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"

Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"

Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"
by Binanova December 6, 2014
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get that weak shit outta here

said in general dislike regarding something that is below one's standards; can be said to someone who really sucks at whatever they are trying to do
- aww shiitt, dat girl SUCKS at LIFE!
- i kno, right? she really needs to GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE!
by Flying Pegasus January 22, 2008
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Shit outa luck

1. No chance of acheiving what you originally wanted, having no luck left.

2. There being no possble way that something will ever happen.
Boy: (looking at the new X-Box 360)
Mom: If you want that, you better save up some money or your shit outa luck.

Boyfirend: (laying in bed waiting for sex)
Girlfriend: HA! Your Shit outa luck if you think your getting any tonight!
by Anonymous1996@holyshit.edu October 12, 2010
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Shit Outta Luck III

Shit Outta Luck III

(Earth, denoted by being in the SOL system and the 3rd planet from the star)
It is great living on good old Shit Outta Luck III!
by Freeman35 February 8, 2021
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Shit Outta Luck

Kennedi is shit outta luck because she didn't do her work.
by Ya Diggggggg May 29, 2018
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