Shelley

Someone being a controlling bitch who acts black but is ultra pale.

Person 1: Don't you go to a white school?

Shelley: Oh no you didn't shawty! I fuckin run dis.

Person 2: You're being such a Shelley right now.

by Fucc da h8rs February 13, 2009

shelley

shelley is an old lesbian p.e. teacher that hooks up with other female p.e. teachers. she will belittle your friends volleyball skills and make you feel bad about urself. but.... she can be nice when she wants to.

kid#1: dude who do you have for p.e.?
kid#2: i have shelley and ive heard that she doesn’t like good volleyball players.

kid#1: ahahaha man that sucks for you!!

by thotslayer6ix9ine August 25, 2019

Shelley Winters

Character from the popular webcomic, Scary-Go-Round. In the words of john allison: "Loveable, slightly annoying ingenue. Likes things that are fun. Works as the mayor's assistant. Has a funny way of talking. Accident prone. Became a zombie once. Has enemies in the world of the deep."

Shelly: Fallon?
Fallon: Shelly?
Shelly: He was an Argentinian agent! He was here to save me and the monkeys!

by mauseman August 24, 2005

Shelyse

Insanity. It describes an insane person who gargles a lot. It also describes a very pretty girl with blue and brown hair and big brown eyes.

Person 1: Hey look, that chick has blue hair!
Person 2: She must be a SHELYSE!

by Lorelei0Hermes February 14, 2010

shellsman

Defined by a man who collects shells and affixes them to their skin by drilling holes in the shells and sewing them on to their body.

When a shellsman meets another, they place chess until a winner is decided, the winner then claims any shell from the other's torso and attaches it to his own.

I heard that guy's a shellsman, warn your kids

by Mario Lade October 28, 2013

shellsplaining

When you over explain something to somebody who doesn't care what you're talking about. overexplaining

Man, you took a while in that office.

I know, the dude behind the desk was shellsplaining some irrelevant shit to me.

by thugnificent333 January 23, 2017

Shelley

A woman who has existed long before existence was even a thing, and will continue to be that way

Shelley's cave

by 54321oosah September 29, 2019