shmegal

a person who deals and smokes most of his weed his/ her buys. lets people front them w/out paying back. total idiot...a shmegal. ZM<3

damn shmegal stop cheefin!

by amBeezZzy July 6, 2009

Shevalry

Acts and pleasantries by women extended to men, which were historically bestowed upon women by men.
(Opening a door, lending one's coat, lighting another's cigarette.)

Cindy opens the door for Rick to the Henhouse Pub.

RICK: Thanks, Cindy, you shouldn't have.

CINDY: (no response, looks to Rick and bows her head)

RICK: Uh, so I guess chivalry is dead.

CINDY: Yeah it's called Shevalry now. But you can be a kind gentleman and buy me a Vodka Soda.

by Jay Tee from Tee Dot November 12, 2009

segal

English Teacher plays favorites.

eric:i hate segal, she failed me
daniel:lachine sucks
eric:all i ask is for a pizza!

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Shegangle

Sexual intercourse

"Hey Babe! I think we should go and SHEGANGLE on this lovely Tuesday morning"

by Ashton COOCHER January 27, 2010

Smegalomaniac

A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.

Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.

by RD VLVT May 7, 2011

shegulling

The female version of seagull which requires a male pre load before firing. The sheguller often uses high storey buildings and preys on passers by below like a sniper. In comparison to the male version, accuracy is significantly inferior however if the target is hit the consequence can be devastating.

The friends were having a great night out on the town until someone shouted look out, unfortunate reflexes made them look up. This proved to be a bad mistake as local skank had randomly chosen them as her latest victim for her shegulling antics. The shell shocked group had to call it a night as they resembled victims of a pancake batter factory explosion!

by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

sheal

A man that rips open another object with his private part.

He just sheal that pour girl and now she has a gravestone saying it's to big.

by wukonjg qwe April 20, 2018