It is true that Shagbands or Jelly Bracelets used to be an 80’
s fashion. However, they weren’t the original fuck bracelets. Originally fuck bracelets were bracelets with teeny tiny little beads and thin elastic string. The rumours about breaking them and the person has to have sex with you started floating around when I was thirteen. I’m about 17 now. They were much easier to break than jelly bracelets. Somewhere along the line Jelly bracelets began to come back into style. When this happened they became known as shagbands or fuck bracelets. What many of you are failing to realize is everyone just took it as a
joke. No one actually believes that if they break someone’
s black band that, that person has to have sex with them. That’
s ridiculous and stupid. However there is a meaning behind each of the different colors and
people do jokingly try to break them a lot. Most of the time when it happens to me (I have about 80 of these things) it’
s just one of my
friends kidding around.
Black- Sex
Blue- Blow job
Pink- Flash tits or penis
Yellow-
Hug
Purple- Kiss
Clear- Whatever the snapper wants
Green- Hand job
Brown- Toss my
salad
Glow in the dark- SEX TOYS
Any glitter-
Girl chooses
Silver(Gray)- OUTDOOR SEX
Light Blue- Anal
Light pink- hug and kiss
Light green- Oral sex
Gold- All of the above
Those are the meanings of the different colors. But in reality, it’
s just a fashion statement.
So, I’ve done a bit of a search on the web and found the cheapest place to buy them online. time-bomb.co.uk has got packs of 6 for 75p – colours including glitter, neon and UV.
Girl: Hey! You broke my shag bands!
Guy: oops sorry. Hey! That means we have to have sex now!
Girl: (sarcastically) Oh yea baby!
Guy: Haha
Girl: Wanna go right now?
Guy: Seriously?
Girl: No you
dumbass I was joking
Guy: Uh.. yea, I.. uh… I was too.
Girl: Riiiight
::girl walks off::
