seamonster

1. Form of sexual deviancy in which one of the male gender encounters an attractive female on the street during a rainy night, throws her down in a puddle, and rapes her. This is generally frowned upon by anyone residing north of the mason-dixon line. Elsewhere, however, not so much.
2. My dick

1. I was walking home from work the other night when I seamonstered this chick. She totally wanted it.
2. When she caught up with me afterward, she butchered my seamonster. Go figure.

by codgermayne May 4, 2009

Sermonizing

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon

Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

-or-

Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!

by Preacher McPreacher August 12, 2009

semmelwies

Some one who doesn't play junior b with ILYA brzygalov

Anraj is a semmelwies

by Wiki eke January 7, 2014

Sexmoji

Using emojis in a text to convey feelings of sexual interests with another person.

Chad: That girl Felicia is really cute, she gave me her number but I don't know how to flirt very well.
Susan: Try using sexmojis, she'll get the idea.

by rvelloso51 July 27, 2016

Semmie

A sexy girl with a nice body

Semmie is sexy

by Zuzanna123 November 4, 2019

ryker seamons

typically a dude who likes to work out and has the physique of a greek god.

ryker seamons is the sickest sickkunt

by sickkunt nation November 22, 2021

semiotic

person with just one functional eye

David Bowie is semiotic

by Journas October 9, 2003