Secret Sex Sesh

v, a verb to describe the act of fucking someone who is clearly asleep in perhaps a drunken stupor. If a guy sticks his 9 inches of midnight man meat in a woman's steak beak while she sleeps he's had a secret sex sesh

Dan slipped his dick in joline while she slept.

He has a secret sex sesh, she thought she had a wet dream....

by The Fairy Sesh Mother August 18, 2021

sesh

Abbreviation for session.

Wagging sesh.
Training sesh.
Make-out sesh.

by coinroller May 12, 2008

The Seashell

When in the act of intercourse one pulls their dick out and sticks it in their partner's ear. Once accomplished, the inserter should ask:, "Do you hear that?"

Do you hear that? No? Well you should hear the fuckin ocean, it's the seashell you fuckin deaf whore!

by Peter Billings September 22, 2006

Cut sesh

Getting together with your emo buds and cuttin

Tom: what are you doin this weekend man

xDillionx: nothin really just gettin together with my bros and havin a quick cut sesh and then gettin coffee and loathing over our pathetic lives.

Tom: Cool peace man

by xBROxEMOxKILLERx January 10, 2009

Burn Sesh

When a group of friends smoke weed together.

Hoooo Boii! Mean yea, are Burn sesh?

by Ana<3 October 27, 2008

Sesh

otherwise known as session- When two or more participants smoke a shit load of weed over a certain period of time, always resulting in each and every one of the smokers being extremely stoned.

"alright mate, that was a fat sesh we had last night, must have smoked at least an ounce"

"yeah man! I still feel battered now!"

"you got any skins?"

"yeah man!"

"nice one, i've got a jiggy on me now"

"YEAH MAN!!!"

by northernmonkey87 May 24, 2007

Selfshot

1) Those myspacers who take pictures of themselves in vague hope they will look half decent with the right amount of light and correct angle. Sometimes taken at the correct angle to expose (often non existant) cleavage. Often associated with Photoshop, especially the 'Blur' and 'Clone' tools.

2) The art of spraying manpaste over yourself during masturbation. You can award yourself points on these guidelines:
0 points for - Miss / Dribble
5 points - Nipple Shot
10 points for - Neck / Belly button shot
50 points for - Eyes
100 points for - Mouth
- The competition is best when in large drunk groups.

1) "Xx- Please rate my new selfshot Myspace pics -xX"
2) "FUCK MAN! 100 points for that shot, went straight in!"

by Audiophile August 8, 2006