soft served

A particularly unpleasant poop from mass amounts of shitty beer or cheap alcohol.

Man that 211 totally soft served me last night and I crapped for like three hours.

by West S. December 1, 2009

Revenge is a dish best served cold

Old saying from the Mafiosi in Sicily. Tells that the best payback is the one that comes with planning, and that brings the most horrendous pain to your enemies when they are not expecting and are just enjoying the fruits of all the dishonor they brought upon you. One must wait so he can really inflict pain to those who wronged him. Careful planing is necessary so your enemies will suffer terribly, but you won't be harmed by the Law or by your enemies' allies.

"After cutting the guy's arms with the chainsaw and throwing to the sharks, Joe tells him: 'La vendetta es una minestra che se mangia fredda, my friend, or Revenge is a dish best served cold. That bitch thought she would be happy with her HS sweetheart after stealing my money and send me to jail? Now she is going to know the pain of lose everything she loves...' He then pulls his Beretta and shoots the guy in the head"

by Don Materazzi March 20, 2009

Bitch Got Served

A simple and efficient way to both insult and mock somebody. Used when he or she makes a huge mistake, does something stupid, or otherwise deserves to be served.

Note - If a question mark is placed at the end (Bitch Got Served?) then it shows curiosity on the part of the questioner as to whether or not the bitch in question did, in fact, get served

1) "You dropped ice cream down your pants?! Bitch got served!"

2) "You fell? But was it funny? Bitch got served?"

by Beast_modez June 17, 2009

Serve

To deliver a swift and decisive round of ass whoopin.

Go Serve that motherfucker, he's talkin some serious cracker shit.

by Slob September 22, 2003

First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

by KRizzle March 7, 2015

Fee Zee Seeter

One who enjoys the consumption of human and/or animal waste.

It was not until she removed my underpants and had me squat above her open mouth, did I realize I was dealing with a Fee Zee Seeter.

by FSZ-United December 5, 2010

seaveyaesthetic

known for making edits of why dont we and SUPER obsessed with the band member daniel seavey

imma go follow seaveyaesthetic right now.

by aavery7 October 9, 2018