scratching the record

When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.

"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."

by that one dude 1 October 5, 2009

Scratching Post

Not a serious relationship or partner but a person to rub up against.

I'm going on Tinder to find myself a scratching post.

by Ilikepink November 22, 2017

Scroting

The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.

Dude quit scroting, the flight attendant just saw your balls.

by Scrote Master November 18, 2009

scratchin'

A sound resembles a scratching recorded sound/song, that DJ(s) use for mixing different tracks together, or just to make it crunk

Did you hear that DJ's scratchin' ?

by cygnuz September 29, 2004

scrootching

it's like cuddling but better

"So what'd yall do last night?"
"We were watching tv and scrootching."

by Gishee October 24, 2011

Scrotaling

(verb) 1. a technique whereby the scrotum is stretched so as to induce a falsetto, almost operatic vocalization.
2. a vocalization resembling the aforementioned.

After tireless career of scrotaling, Michael Bolton's sack is large enough to fabricate tom tom heads.

by TubesteakNyourI July 24, 2008

Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching.

or

You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 10, 2009