I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

Skeet n' Scrape

While masturbating in a hurry, you cum on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scrape the cum towards your genitalia. Stomach should be skeet free.

Ian was home alone and he started masturbating to anal sex and ejaculated all over his stomach. His mom suddenly came home so he skeet n' scraped to remove all evidence.

by ooglytoop7272 October 21, 2010

scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

labia scrape

When a woman violently mashes her sloppy, wet labia across your greedy face.

Why is your face so red? That damned Chelsea held me down and labia scraped me again, and Terrell just sat there and watched!

by yer shirt December 16, 2016

scrape by

Manage one's existence barely.

Patients tend not to wear his hearing aids if they can scrape by without them.

by Jaybona December 12, 2009

scrapper

(1) Someone who collects and sells scrap and/or trash, others have discarded.

(2) Someone who is habitually involved in physical altercations with other people.

1) The scrapper will be here at six to pick up the unwanted swing set in the backyard.

2) I wish you didn't pride yourself in being a scrapper, you're going to end up in jail.

by BBJSiS November 5, 2016

Scaper

Someone who play on the internet game RuneScape regularly.

Barry is such a scaper, he told me how he mined ores last night.

by Dickie Martin December 12, 2006