SPOTTED OWL

When you are having anal sex with a woman on the rag and you pull out her tampon and sling it onto her back so it makes spots.

I was screwing a girl up the ass cause she was on the rag and as I was going to town, I saw her tampon string dangling in the air. I gave it a pull and slapped it onto her back, making bloody spots. There in my bedroom, the rare spotted owl made its appearance.

by Bernie: August 30, 2008

scooted and booted

To get kicked out of somewhere. To be asked to leave due to an offense.

Jo: Hey yo you think I should bring my radio into the library?

Trey: Yeah, if ya wanna get scooted and booted.

by Get like me May 1, 2007

scottery

Scottery is something you would say if you wanted to get away "scott-free". This can be applied whenever you say something that warrants a hit. The use of the word would negate the need for a hit. An abbreviation of "scott-free" like scottery can be used in many ways, and its application is broad.

Person 1: Boom nyay!

Person 2: Hey, I'm going to hit you for saying that!

Person 1: Scottery!

Person 2: Oh no - he said scottery, therfore I can't hit him!

by K-L-Dizzle October 14, 2009

Scottsdale Special

When your scrotum gives off an odor reminiscent to onions and burnt bacon.

John: Hey man, how was work?
Mike: Terrible, man. I worked so hard I got the Scottsdale Special goin' on.

by Blunty McDoob October 10, 2012

Gold Spotted Ring

It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.

1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"

2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"

by AngelWings111 November 24, 2011

the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

Slotted

When someone is in deep sleep.

Guy1: Damn I was tired asl
Guy 2: yea nigga you was slotted

by Essemac December 6, 2018