Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair

The vehicle of the Porky Scotcher's mother which the important security guard takes her out in. This chair has appeared in comedy photographs taken by Monkus and Mickus.

Quick Monk, get in the Scotchy Mother's Wheelchair before Goofy Granny gets back and I'll take a photo.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle July 25, 2009

Scotch Boy

Those whom have been fortunate enough to have once attended the mighty Scotch College in Perth, Western Australia. "Scotch Boys", who are often referred to as lads or as having displayed a ladsy demeanour, are well known for both academic ability and unrivalled sporting prowess.

Unlike boys from other private schools, Scotch Boys actually have penises and aren't afraid to use them whilst courting fine women from other private institutions like PLC, MLC and St. Hilda's.

There is irrefutable evidence to suggest, in fact, that girls in general would rather do a Scotch Boy over any other student anywhere in the world, such is the reputation associated with the College and its students.

Guy 1: "Is that a Scotch Boy?"
Guy 2: "Shit let's bail"

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Scotch Boy: "Hi..."
Hot Girl: "FUCK MEEEE!"

by El Ladsy January 9, 2009

Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

scotch

scotch is definetly not the proper word used to describe scots. it is usually used this way by idiot foreigners who have clearly never been to scotland otherwise theyd have there ass kicked.scot or scottish is acceptable though.scotch can be used to describe produce from scotland eg sotch whisky, scotch broth ect this is fine

im starvin imm gonna have some scotch broth
retard:hey are you scotch
scot: fuck you (arse kicking commences)

by crazyscot545 January 11, 2006

Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.

Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.

by Ronaldson February 5, 2010

Scorch Muffin

Sexy piece of ass.

Hey, Shannon come here my little scorch muffin.

by smallfry2128 December 16, 2008

Scotcho libre'

Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.

Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'

That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'

People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'

Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'

by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009