when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....
by gillieman69 December 10, 2009
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A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"
by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009
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Someone who makes the most of their advanced technological knowledge to place advertisements online without having to pay any costs.
For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.
For example posting adverts to thousands of forums as regular users and regular forum posts without having to purchase advertising space.
by shirtmaker October 8, 2010
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Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!
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Man: I got with a scamber last night
Woman: OMG! GET TESTED!
by Kinky Hoe Bag 69 September 27, 2009
Get the Scamber mug.1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.
2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.
by Adam January 5, 2005
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Where senior Years at Gillingham School spend most of their time.
Where senior Years at Gillingham School spend most of their time.
Sixth Former 1- "I'm off down Scummers for some chocolate cake."
Sixth Former 2- "Bring me back some brownies, I can't get out 'till lunch."
Sixth Former 2- "Bring me back some brownies, I can't get out 'till lunch."
by DrQui September 6, 2006
Get the Scummers mug.The term "spammer" is often used in a derogatory manner to denounce people that are in general, smarter than everyone else. Or confused with spam, the processed meat product. Spammers, are quite simply, the baddest mother fuckers out there, so watch your backs...
by acidcash March 7, 2003
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