Dick Sludge

Another term for semen

Jon fired his load of Dick Sludge over that prostitutes belly.

by Lubricated Larry October 4, 2013

spludge

when cum drools all over your hand

i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking

by CAPS July 4, 2016

sludgehammer

Occurs when the girl lays at the edge of the bed naked while the guy stands above her head (also naked) and quickly drops on her face causing her legs to shoot up paralell; the guy will then quickly grasp her legs pulling directly back causing him to be on bottom on a little thing they call 69.

I gave this girl the best sludgegammer last night, her lakes looked like rubber.

Greg, you shoulda seen me sludgeham this chick last night.

by Back-yard bandit January 13, 2005

Sludge Hammer

When a male smears his penis in shit and repeatedly cocksmacks his girlfriend, usually performed in a construction site porto-potty.

Yeah, we were working on the new municipal building and I gave my girlfriend the old Sludge Hammer during lunch break.

by DieMinze May 17, 2010

Sludger

A kid who:
Hates his little sister
wears a backwards hat
plays baseball
his neighbor is a senior citizen who hates him
watch ninja turtles (hence the name because ninja tutles got caught in sludge)

"that kid is such a sludger"
dennis the menace
bart simpson
the sandlot kids

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006

sludgehead

A cretin; a moron; a complete and utter idiot. Name come's from the fact that their brain is mushy like sludge. May also be because they're so thick like sludge.

Ejemplo uno:
Person A: Yo, dude, can you help me put these M and M's in alphabetical order, man?
Person B: You can't, you sludgehead.

Ejemplo dos:
Person A: Dude, I'm gonna, like, take class A drugs so I can be popular and ruin my life..but that won't matter, because I'll be popular, dude!
Person B: Urgh...what a sludgehead!

by VCK October 23, 2005

sludge pig

young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.

god damn dirty sludge pigs!

by dunnanana June 29, 2011