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Saturday Nut Live 

The act of streaming your jack off session on Facebook so all can see
Man, did you see Bill's Saturday Nut Live last night?
Yeah, it was great, dude

Saturday the 14th 

The day that you have a hangover from killing camp-going teens while wearing a hockey mask the night before.
Guy 1: ...Ugh... I have a massive hangover from something...

Guy 2: Yes. It is Saturday the 14th. You have been killing random people with a fireaxe and a hockey mask.

Guy 1: That makes sense.

Guy 2: *Throwing up blood and gore.*

Guy 1: So this is how Saturday the 14th happened.

Saturday 13th April 2019

On this day every Male must kiss at least one non related female and every female must kiss at least one non related Male and then grab their ass as this day is Britain’s ass grab day .
Today is Saturday 13th April 2019.

Saturday and Sunday 

A: Hy biatch did you hear the new track of Saturday and Sunday?
B: Euhmmm... do you mean The Weeknd?

Saturday night pork pie express

When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"