Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."
by Sparkyb9875 November 28, 2008
Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.
Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!
Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!
Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!
by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017
An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.
by BRONXAlpaca December 10, 2016
A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.
by assymouth September 02, 2009
Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.
A Christmas story in a category of its own.
by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
Military slang. Roughly: "to get fucked" or "fuck you." Also: "Fuck it."
Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.
Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.
LT John - Well, they decided to make me the General's Aide.
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...
by mad mortarman January 22, 2018
The fat bastard who didn't give me a Bumblebee Transformer in 1985, and will die a slow, painful death for being such a lying son of a bitch.
Me: All I want this year is a Bumblebee Transformer.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.
--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!
--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.
Santa Claus: Alright, you've got it.
--- Christmas morning 1985 ---
Me: (sobbing) Mommy, I didn't get a Bumblebee Transformer.
Mommy: Santa must not have had enough in stock for all the demand.
Me: (yelling) I don't give a shit, he's a fucking lying fat bastard!
--- Christmas Eve 2010 ---
Santa Claus: What the...? Who are you?
Me: I'm the kid you didn't get off your fat ass to find a Bumblebee Transformer for in 1985.
Santa Claus: I'm sorry.
Me: You will be sorry when I feed you your own nuts! Where's my scissors? And by the way, the Bumblebee Transformer isn't too hard to find now. I've got one right here. Bend over and I'll show it to you.
by This Bumblebee Transformer is going up your fucking ass July 31, 2006