sand moon cricket 

middle easterns that can only go out at night because of the heat

All gas stations are run by sand moon crickets.

sand moon cricket by jmfb August 12, 2012

Sand Mafia 

A mafia that Wilbur Soot talked about on philza's Minecraft stream.

Wilbur Soot: Philza do you eat sand???
Philza: Wtf Wilbur?
Wilbur Soot: Do you know the Sand Mafia?

Sand Mafia by Joe mama's nuts February 26, 2021

wearing sandals in a warehouse 

a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous

Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.

wearing sandals in a warehouse by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014

Butt sand 

The sand and dirt particles you find in a couch or chair when you lift the cushion.

Oh my, there is a lot of butt sand in daddy's chair.

Butt sand by Crey Tosby April 12, 2016

Anal sand

After taking a shit, you wipe and some of the toilet paper is left behind with the poop feeling like sand in your butt. In the shower is the only time to remove anal sand.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just took a slimy shit and I got some anal sand up there.

Guy 2: I had the same thing happen to me yesterday. Use some soapy water
Guy 1: I gotta go take a shower. It's chaffing my buns.

Anal sand by BonofiedAnalGaping December 17, 2016

Florida Sand Baby 

Gay folks born and raised in Florida.
Cute guys from miami.

Florida sand babies will make you move to Miami.

I met a Florida sand baby and moved to the sunshine state.
A Florida Sand Baby is immune to hurricanes.

Florida Sand Baby by TrillestPunkEva July 16, 2018

elephant in the sand

Simply put: Fat Joe.

When Joey Crack goes on vacation with his wife, he looks like an elephant in the sand.

elephant in the sand by Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah Woah May 26, 2008