A pretty girl with curly black hair, and questionable mental stability. She has the ability to teleport and smack people with her impressive breats. She is unable to walk, she can only dance. She can't talk, either - only sing.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.
She also has an axe in her room.
She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.
She often doesn't make sense when she talks.
Sometimes she talks to teapots.
Something Samara might say:
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"
by not samara October 14, 2008
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by Chasescottwill August 18, 2006
Get the samari wedgie mug.Malevolent spirit in the form of a little girl with black hair hanging over her head. Samara comes for you after 7 days once you watch a cursed video. You proceed to die from terror. Note that the named little girl is connected with a well which she died in where the name for the film the ring comes from; the circle of light at the top of a well when it is closed or from the phone call you get after you watch the video. All this is from the movie the Ring which is based on a book by koji suzuki. Samara is mocked in the movie Scary movie 3.
Girl watches video.
Phone rings
"You will die in 7 days" in raspy voice, line goes dead.
Girl is scared but takes little notice.
In 7 days, Samara crawls out of her well on the tv and comes for the said girl. Samara crawls across the floor and we get to see her eye. The girl's face is distorted when she dies in a grotesque manner.
Newspaper headline: Teenage Girl Found Dead, Cause is Unknown
Phone rings
"You will die in 7 days" in raspy voice, line goes dead.
Girl is scared but takes little notice.
In 7 days, Samara crawls out of her well on the tv and comes for the said girl. Samara crawls across the floor and we get to see her eye. The girl's face is distorted when she dies in a grotesque manner.
Newspaper headline: Teenage Girl Found Dead, Cause is Unknown
by Rachel WD June 26, 2006
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by Jacky-boy September 25, 2005
Get the samara mug.He is the man who helps anyone in distress. His areas of "good Samaritan" expertise are rescuing kitty cats from fire escapes, fetching items off top shelves in grocery stores, digging young women's cars out of snow banks AND letting the bad drivers of the world know when they make an error on his road...(not on his watch, Sister!!!)
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
His uniform of choice are his throw-back, green&yellow track pants and a t-shirt depicting the Joker. (black puffy vest is optional)
When Captain Samaritan isn't out making the world a better place, he can be found in the gym rockin' and shockin' it, on his sofa watching hockey/home reno shows with a libation, OR cramming his face with all you can eat fishy! one day the world will erect a statue of this superb specimen of a man... in the meantime, he will continue to do good deeds and take it one day at a time!
Elderly woman- "help anyone!! that young hoodlum has stolen my purse!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
Capt. Samaritan- "I will help you little old lady!"
Young Student- "Geez, I wish Captain Samaritan was here to help me with my homework"
"Don't worry Billy, Captain Samaritan will conjugate those verbs for you!"
by gorgeousgeorge83 December 21, 2009
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