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Samich

the nickname given to the sexiest, smartest, cutest, best breakfast cooking, best show jumping, most artistic, sweetest girlfriend i could ever ask for. her awesome friend amanda came up with this name.
Cas loves you Samich!
by cas91 February 15, 2010
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OPEN-FACED COCK SAMMICH SMOTHERED IN UNDERWEAR

a perennial favorite amongst all "peter-puffers" and "pickle sniffers." When they're in the mood for Asian cuisine, they opt for the ultra-chunky "Chinese Gay Soup."
Stephan and David ordered the lunch special at the "Buttlover's Bistro" --
the plat du jour was the Open-Faced Cock Sammich Smothered in Underwear." After lunch, they returned to their suite, as Stephan had a hankering for roughage and tossed David's salad.
by weave October 28, 2003
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sammich

a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 May 10, 2011
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big samich

a foot long "sub" style samwhich found exclusively at WaMart, frequently shared by two people and always accompanied by ABF IBC
need some ABF IBC to wash down this big samich
by BMG December 17, 2002
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Sammich

A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
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Sammich

When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
by samalamapussylicker March 24, 2010
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Sammich

The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.
Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!
by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... May 9, 2011
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