Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

Droppin' salt

verb/state of being: Similar to the phrase "throwin' shade", it means to be pissed, irritated, or angry at something.

Erik: "Yo, does Jason look irritated to you?"
Sam: "yeah. He droppin' salt cuz his girl cheated on him".

by Nawinnn March 28, 2015

salting the pretzel

When a girl snorts a line of coke off a mans dick or out of her snatch.

Joanna is a sick bitch. She loves salting the pretzel after salting her own!

by Salty Pretzel February 8, 2014

got the salt

Better then the juice. Better then the sauce. Basically when Salt Bae blesses you with the seasoning.

Damn Traig you really got the salt with that new cut and fit.

by Logangpena July 10, 2018

Salt Dean

During intercause, right upto the point the male is about to orgasm he calls in his friend (preferably called Dean) who is matsurbating in the other room. “Dean” enters the room during vinegar stroke, he then high fives his male companion and together they both ejaculate onto the females face.

Hey Babe....Dean is coming over for a few beers later. It would be rude not to “Salt Dean” you....right?

Yo Dean...this chick over at the bar is game for a good old “Salt Deaning” let’s have it!

by Ricapricho_Class1 July 28, 2018

Hot salt

Synonym for jizz or male ejaculate. Another word for semen, sperm or cum

Shoot that hot salt all over these big bits! Give it to me damn it!

by Cowboytickler October 13, 2020

salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018