said the liar

A comeback following a statement that you disagree with. Made popular after it was featured numerous times on USA's hit comedy Psych.

Friend: You are so bad at hockey!
Response: "Said the Liar"

by Rob Davis Fan September 2, 2010

I said good day!

I've had enough of listening to your drivel. Begone!

As spoken memorably by the inimitable Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka himself in "Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory":

Grandpa Joe: You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler. How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster.
Willy Wonka: I said good day!

by Glinda October 3, 2005

TOSS A SALAD

to lick someone's asshole

'that bitch had her salad tossed'

by XANADUTN January 21, 2005

Saiden

A cute ship with two people a tall male and short female.

Oh my God that couple is such a Saiden!

by Pmeme March 19, 2017

Said the spider to the fly

A phrase used to describe a situation in which one person has been captivated by another person's charm and flattery, and when the latter is secretly harboring ill intentions towards the former. In reference to the poem "The Spider and the Fly", in which a spider entraps a fly in its web using the same tactics.

Man 1: Damn, Weslley sure has been spending a lot of time with that new girl.
Man 2: Yeah, she's so sexy but she probably just wants him for his money.
Man 1: Aye, said the spider to the fly.

by GreatswordGuts July 7, 2016

Salad toes

Likes salad dressing, salad toes is an it. It is very much like baby. In order to make baby, salad toes and abashockshalock have to be combine to make the ultimate child.

Abashockshalock+salad toes= baby

by Human person April 25, 2019

Warm fish salad

A stanky as crotch. A woman who doesn’t shower and smell ripe

That ho is packing a warm fish salad

by Chebbis March 29, 2019