Biden used to Chimney sweep all of Obama's leftover Haiti shitlets back in the transgender pioneering days.
by New World Ebola May 14, 2020

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

by Guysmibs March 4, 2012

by Shana Clementine January 2, 2012

The action of using one wipe after producing a large BM, without any residue left on single use toilet tissue...environmentally and financially friendly.
by PFC Collins April 3, 2017

To engage in sexual intercourse by which the penis is inserted into the stoma: a small hole in the neck created surgically to allow hardened smokers to breathe.
by JB623789422 April 4, 2010

by Warhawk101 November 18, 2011
