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Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.
I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.
by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019
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Drone Striking

Similar to "submarining", Drone Striking is when you completely cut off all communication with a ting/boo/bae and then dramatically re-appear into their life. Typically, a Drone Strike takes place when the relationship and/or breakup was shocking and nobody thought you would reappear into each others' lives.
"OMG you'll never guess who just slid into my DM's and said he's in town."
"Wowwww he had the nerve to resurface like that!? That's hella drone striking territory."

"Should I drone strike bae from 6 years ago and see how he's doing?"
"Go for it girl. Hit him with the feels."
by dankocean May 24, 2018
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rolling like thunder, striking like lightning: to excel
Every crunch time, Ben was rolling like thunder, striking like lightning.
by TooSick4U June 2, 2013
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Storking

to conceive a child without the method known as 'fucking the clit'. as it is the alternative method to write a nice letter to the stork and hope he has a baby left in his prison full of pregnant ladys.
"oh darling would you fuck my clit so we could have a baby?
not tonight dear lets just do a tad of Storking, you call the stork and i will take out another morgage" - classy British couple
by Jedi Peacekeeper December 2, 2005
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No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's
by america!fuckyeah! August 15, 2009
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Stokin

When you light cherry of a spliff to ensure the bud is fully burnt and you get the best smoke out of your spliff.
Get it proper Stokin!!!
by Ellmer August 11, 2008
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Stroking The Felisha

A sexual term meaning to stroke your parents minge before sniffing hot glue of your mums dick with your sibling recording the whole thing and masturbating visciously with a spatula
Brother: Remember to start stroking the Felisha when I start recording
by AmbroseTilIDie December 10, 2019
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