stale ketchup

3 day old period blood found in a McDonalds bathroom.

I used some stale ketchup on my Big Mac.

by HappyMeal145879 October 11, 2013

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stale cock

When you cum so much you can't cum anymore

I've hit such a stale cock after all of that sex

by Stale cocks May 24, 2016

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A term that describes a Clorox wipe that was dried out because someone left the lid open. May also be used to refer to someone who uses said wipes instead of toilet paper to exfoliate their anus. Some people just like the way it stings.

Josh: "Do we have any Clorox wipes left?"
Kenny: "No, some fawning cum herder left the lid open so all we have left is a bunch of stale jockey wipers."
Josh(aside): "Yes, my anus has been needing that fresh lemon scent."
Kenny: "What?"
Josh: "Nothing."

by datdoedoe August 26, 2016

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stale-god

A non athletic faggot with no friends

That guy is such a stale-god.

by Jamaltheking February 19, 2017

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Shialyn

Shialyn is an amazing person. She is a loyal friend. The best friend anyone could have. A Shialyn usually has red-blond hair and blue eyes. Shialyn is a very caring person who will go out of her way to help you. A Shialyn also has people who she can't stand being around. If she doesn't like you, she will inform ASAP. If you ask a Shialyn for her complete honesty, she will give it straight to you. So if you think you might have a period stain on your butt, then go straight to her and she will definitely tell you if you do or don't! A Shialyn typically doesn't like to talk to people about her love life because she likes to be very independent. If she fells like she might have feeling about someone, she tucks them deep inside her and she hopes they don't float back up. A Shialyn is looking not for A guy, but THE guy. She will not settle. A Shialyn is very smart and is very good at math. She gets great grades and works hard every day. A Shialyn is an amazing artist who can paint or draw anything at all. Shialyn has a very unique sense of style for clothing... and pretty much everything! Shialyn loves her friends and family with all of her heart. She would do anything for them. So if you are lucky enough to have found a Shialyn and she is a part of your life, hold on to her tight and DON'T LET GO! She will take you on unforgettable journeys though your life and make everything that would topically be normal a blast!

Did you just see that girl help pick up that boys papers? She is such a Shialyn! So sweet and cares for others.

by Madi Van April 18, 2018

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