ole scrofani

the art of becoming beligerently inebriated off of two keystone lights and/or a thimble of vodka before arriving at a party, and then procedding to creep in every picture taken at the aforementioned shindig

When we arrived at the party we thought that Balthazar had already downed 18 beers, but then after seeing him go around the party taking pictures with everyone we quickly realized that he was just pullin the ole scrofani

by Joe Bosco December 17, 2008

Sprocket

1.n. a device to tame a turtle
2. adj. to tame a turtle

He couldn't let the turtle think he was boss, so he got his turtle sprocket and disciplined him.

by govluv2011 November 26, 2011

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003

spoofing

To Smoke Crystal Methanphetimines. To Be tweekin. To Be spun offa ur ass.

Look at that skinny hoe....she be spoofing.

by Hyphy Ky-Ky Mayne November 12, 2006

spoof

Impersonation. Identity hacking. Pretending to be another sex, or age, or color, or weight, or ethicality, or someone else altogether.

I spoof to get the guy's password.

by konholio February 15, 2005

Spoof sponge

A promiscuos person. Loose in the bedroom.

"She is the biggest spoof sponge"

by sparkneon October 6, 2005

spooferfish

uber l337 person that hates _mike and likes making spoofs

spooferfish hates _mike. be a spooferfish and spoof every movie possible!

by andy hodges December 24, 2003