A girl that will make you ejaculate in a cup during sex to then try to read your future with it like it was tea leaves. Usually, they are crazy beyond repair and well use healing crystals as butt plugs.
Marc: How was that girl you hooked up with last night?
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
Jeremie: Bro she was a Sperm Witch when I cam she put my cum in a cup and said I was going to die in 3 years
Marc: You need to get a healing crystal to protect you
by hahasuka December 08, 2020
Usually refers to ass of female person with questionable morale, better known as whore or slut. Sometimes sperm garage can refers to that whore person itself.
*Situation one
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
by CawkReider November 20, 2018
Named for Michael Phelps, these are the fastest swimming sperm, therefore the first to fertilize he egg, but were definitely smoking something.
Chance: "I blew it when I told her I wanted to stick my thumb in her butt."
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
Jared: "Your dad must've had some Phelps Sperm, cause you're half-retarded.
by x-hotsauce-x December 16, 2010
This is typically done with three or more people. When a guy cums after having sex, he will typically ejaculate into one person's mouth. After he is done, the person with all the semen will give some to the other person and typically make out with each other so the semen is exchanged.
Male: I'm gonna cum!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
Female 1: Cum in my mouth for me! Mmmm, it tastes so good!
Female 2: I want some too! Why not do a sperm swap?
* Exchanges semen *
Female 2: You're right, it does taste good!
by SLAY3R 30 February 19, 2016
When you hold down somebody and take your mouth filled with c** and the spit it out kinda until it almost touches their face and then you suck it back up and then do it again!
That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
by P'dusse July 04, 2022
a sperm pet is honestly just a child its a teen slang word used to say they want a kid, referring to a child as a sperm pet is a way to make a funny joke about raising children.
vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
by amos@xkhl0 July 21, 2022
The result of not pulling out, being too drunk too care, or failed birth control will end up with a personal financial and emotional weight for eighteen years. Usually making it impossible to go and do anything normal adults want to do.
by President McDevitt January 15, 2018