2 definitions by Veektoastia

sperm package

n., derogatory term for someone who thinks with his pelvis, acts in haste AND has really bad aim, resulting in idiotic and embarrassing multiple projectile-based injuries.

meme-derived from boingboing's article about violent sex between giant squid.

While attempting to rob a convenience store, Frank Loz was captured in hi-res on CC camera. His image was put on U-Toob within hours, where police and other viewers were amazed to discover that he had not been smart enough to don a ski mask. But what qualified him as a real sperm package was that he shot himself in the foot _seven times_, while trying to get his handgun out of his pants.

by Veektoastia March 27, 2008

teagasm

The exquisite feeling one gets on sipping really good tea that's reached the perfect temperature.

(Obvious combination of the words tea and orgasm.)

<sip> Ooh that's good! This Sainsbury Kenya blend nearly always gives me a teagasm.

by Veektoastia February 9, 2010