Soggy Petri Dish

A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.

Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.

by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010

Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

Soggy Cupcake

Shoving a limp penis in to a very wet vagina.

Dude she was wet as fuck, but I was too drunk to get it up, So I just gave her a Soggy Cupcake.

by Lefty317 September 27, 2017

SoggyBen

Someone's who is soggy and has the name Ben

Oh damn soggyben

by SoggMaster February 5, 2018

soggy treymol

when a group of males jerk their jimmies onto treymol. the last one to ejaculate has to lick all the fluids off treymol's hairy pubes

everyone went to treymol's house for a soggy treymol

by bigchungushentai March 3, 2019

SOGU

Stocks Only Go Up. After 2020 happened and the stock market just kept going higher and higher it was decided by the High Council of r/Wallstreetbets that "Stocks Only Go Up"

I slapped all my retirement fund in PLTR calls cause SOGU

by YoPizza December 1, 2020

soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.

Max whealy is a soggy elephant

by whealybin April 5, 2023