Seattle Sounders FC

An American MLS soccer team in Seattle, Washington. The original USL team was founded in 1974, and they joined the MLS in 2009 as an expansion team. They average 40,000+ fans per game which is one of the highest attendance records in MLS. They have yet to miss the playoffs and set the record for the most consecutive MLS wins in history. As of 2019, they have won two MLS Cups (2016 & 2019), four Lamar Hunts US Open Cups, one Supporter's Shield, and three Western Conference Championships. They are also currently tied for the most Cascadia Cups with the Vancouver Whitecaps. Their two biggest rivals are Vancouver and the Portland Timbers who are far less accomplished than the Sounders.

Friend: Who is your favorite soccer team?
Me: Seattle Sounders FC

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal December 11, 2019

Scatty as Staley

this is when you get more scatty than tom staley

mate your getting scatty as staley

by bIG ALADJKJJJ December 17, 2019

Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome

A condition that occurs around the first sunny week of spring in seattle after 5-6 months of darkness and rain. This syndrome forces a person to be burdened with guilt and shame if they do not spend every waking hour outside when the sun is also out and the weather is “nice.” The condition may last through summer, but is typically most intense during late spring.

I think I have Seattle Sun Guilt Syndrome (SSGS); I tried to watch a TV episode tonight, but the sun was still out and I felt horrible, so instead I just laid on my couch staring at a blank TV paralyzed by the shame I have developed from this horrible syndrome, i should be hiking but instead I am a failure to the Pacific Northwest.

by alyshako April 17, 2021

back scatter

a tf2 primary weapon for the scout class it has less clip size and less accurate but when shooting the enemy from behind it does minicrits but the way that tf2 hitreg works somtimes it wont minicrit even when your behind them

scout1: why wont my back scatter minicrit im litearlly behind the enemy!
scout2: hitreg

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

scatterpoo

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006

Sattelite

Someone, usually a girl, who does everything she can to be exactly like the popular girl. Normally guys will think she is hot and popular, but really she's just a fake. Once you can identify a sattelite as what she truly is, it really seems quite pathetic.

Dude 1: Man, Carla sure is hot.

Dude 2: Nah man, can't you tell? She's not even a real person, she's just Jenny's sattelite.

by Fat Tony Giovanni March 17, 2007

scatty

someone who is all over the place

oh no!!! ive forgot to go to that interview it must be because i lost my appointment card, where is that now? oh this must be it in my bra! I thought something was itchy! hehe!

by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005