Slapathetic

A description of one's face that looks so pathetic; people would just want to slap his/her face for nothing.

Ryan's face is so slapathetic, that his mother suggested that he wear a mask to school.

by oraco January 7, 2004

Slap-a-Rock

the act of when someone messes up or just isnt being smoothe. This is also when someone drops or spills something

(after someone spills a drink) Man, you did not just Slap-a-Rock.

by J-moff March 30, 2007

salapander

A homosexual suffering from dwarfism.

Jared:Hey man did you see that salapander running up that hill?
Mark: Yea man i think he's trying to find his lucky charms!

by Al Gore 22 November 12, 2007

dat slaat nergens op

That doesn't make sense in Dutch

Waarom krijg ik straf (why do I get punishment)? Dat slaat nergens op (That doesn't make sense).

by YourMotherJeMoeder August 3, 2016

Slapass

Someone who is a jerk or mean person. One that people do not like.

"Don't invite him, he's such a slapass!"

by Dredz thee assassiin August 30, 2009

slapajap

to slap a japanese person straight across the face.

American: this is for pearl harbour!
(American slapajaps's japanese taxi driver)
Japanese: ow
American: HAHA YOU GOT SLAPAJAPED!

by DaRk NiGhT December 12, 2005

slap a parrot

an expression when aggravated, angry, or distressed about a situation or person. This anger can only be displayed in magnitudes of parrot slapping; referring to slapping a parrot as an alternate to slapping a person in a stressful situation.

"I am so mad at Yasmeen, that I could slap a parrot!"

"You are so lucky right now that I did not just slap a parrot."
"I had to leave the room, otherwise I was about to slap 3 or 4 parrots."

by Eyjafjallajökull aftermath April 25, 2010