single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

another name for your dick,penis,cock,willy, 5th limb, 3rd leg... u get the idea

dont even go there or ill have to whip out my single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle

by mad February 28, 2005

single mother lover

Term for a bloke who deliberately goes after single mums, on account of their low self esteem, gaping open fannies, and expectation of being shit on repeatedly - started by Patrick from the Logans, on their single - SingleMotherLover

He's a right fucking single mother lover, as soon as he see's the buggy his fucking eyes light up

by Don Logan August 15, 2006

Single-Handedly

All alone; without any assistance.

Saying that one could beat an opponent single-handedly is not the same thing as saying that he/she could do it 'with one hand tied behind his/her back'. That saying means that the upcoming fight or task will be very easy.

Sal (a guy) carried everyone's bags up the hill single-handedly.

by Diggity Monkeez May 23, 2005

single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

by Complex Human April 13, 2009

single surplus

The surplus of money that comes after a break-up. Often spent on new clothing and electronics. Only applies to working males.

Girl: Wow, nice new clothes you got there!
Guy: Thanks, spent my single surplus money on them.

by deckardk February 19, 2011

Single Step Jenks

Another phrase for diarrhea. Basically when you shit and piss out your ass at the same time. A derivative of jenkem

I had too much five star Thai last night and now this morning I am producing Single Step Jenks

by joestealthmode October 5, 2016

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019