Alicia Simmons

A girl who got known pretty much for the fact that she's engaged to Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance.

She was the temporary bassist for From First To Last.

She complains about things that she starts, tortures her cat, cannot get over the fact that people dislike her and pretty much doesn't work since she started dating Mikey Way, who she turned into a woman since.

I don't understand why Alicia Simmons has fans.

by srsly yo September 15, 2008

Ben Simmons

a guy who can turn Philadelphia's culture around. A guy, who along with Joel Embiid, has the highest respect for everyone in Philly. The Next LeBron James. And my favorite player. #HinkieDiedForOurSins

Ben Simmons is the man, he is like LeBron James.

by thephillygoat November 29, 2017

Simmons Hacks

Matt Simmons Hacks

While the aspiring young Cisco student passed the test with ease, the jerk in the corner pulled out Simmons Hacks and failed horribly.

by Zach Taylor December 11, 2003

simmer them nipples

meaning calm down when talking to a female or a guy that acts gay.

girl: "WHAT MOM!? I'M ON THE PHONE!"
guy: "damn girl, simmer them nipples."

by express2012 March 8, 2010

simmonds

the last name of a small peson with an enormous cock usually asociates with people who have giantism

im a simmonds coz im a smaal person with a huge cuck

by bigdickmaster69 February 21, 2018

simmu

an fat ogre with a extra-large penis. Has a seducer in his closet.

Jade: Where were you last night?
Jessica: I was in some ones closet having sex
Jade: Wait, you were in a simmu's closet?

by buttholesthatneedtherapy March 6, 2014

simmies

A group of people living in a false reality. Usually, these are people that you are in contact with much more than you would like, but because of proximity or blood relation, you have no choice but to deal. Try as you might to speak to them openly, you will fail because they simply live on a different plane... yet somehow in the same world.

Everything was cool until James brought the effin' simmies and creeped everyone the F out. No one could escape their weird conversations.

by Alex in NC August 15, 2006