Sidewalk

A Pedestrian Obstacle Course. Sometimes doubles as a Homeless Storage Facility. Despite the plea of a Traffic Cop in the small Privileged Caucasian Town of White Falls, Snowmen are prohibited from using the Sidewalk due to their ongoing prank of sticking their arms which are Tree Branches into the spokes of passing Bicyclists and laugh as they flip over their handlebars.

Traffic Cop: “You should really stick to the Sidewalk! You’re lucky I was here to step in!”

Frosty The Snowman: “I’m sorry about that sir, but what’s a Sidwalk?”

by Fros T Snowman December 20, 2018

opposite-sidewalks stroll

Refers to where you and an acquaintance go for a jaunt along a street or nature-trail, but you each walk "separately" on either side of the lane instead of just traipsing along side-by-side in the usual way. This less-common practice could be for any of a variety of reasons, such as that the area's sidewalks are simply too narrow for two people to safely walk double-file, or that you and your companion are cleaning up trash along both sides of the road, or perhaps you're helping each other to look for one or more scattered items that got accidentally dropped sometime earlier.

Another good purpose for an opposite-sidewalks stroll would be if your walking-companion owes you some money that he presently has no way of paying back, and so you and he are collecting discarded returnable containers along the local roadways to earn a little additional cash towards the amount that he owes you. Extra points if your buddy willingly carries all the bags as they get filled with returnables, so that you yourself don't have to expend so much effort on his behalf; a six-cubic-foot-capacity plastic-tubbed wheelbarrow is a handy accessory here, to help ease this "weighty" burden.

by QuacksO August 20, 2018

sidewalk stomp

When you put someone's upper teeth on a sidewalk and you stomp on the back of their head.

1: HEY GAYBOY WHATCHA DOIN YOU STUPID HOMO
2: Shut up or I'll give you a sidewalk stomp.

by kaycee the sword August 31, 2018

Sidewalk art

What remains after a suicide by falling to death, usually by jumping from a skyscraper or bridge.

"Before going to a therapist, he was about to become sidewalk art"

by Neves777 March 26, 2018

Sidewalk Chalk Shake

Cum on the sidewalk on an 80°+ day. Wait until dry. Color over with sidewalk chalk, and blow away any loose pieces. Next, pour cold tap water over the cum-chalked area. Peel of gingerly and mix into blender. For more than one servings ask friends to help with more cum. For added flavor add your choice of vodka and a shaved off skin of any fruit. Blend all together and enjoy.

Sis you should come with us next time I help us make sidewalk chalk shakes, cunt.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

sidewalk bible

When your walking down the street and you see a bible on the ground; god thought you could use one

"I saw a sidewalk bible last night, god must have known about last night."

by Alice Renmont January 17, 2018

sidewalk hero

A person that looks/acts like a civilian in public but will jump into action when a medical or social crisis hits outside of typical occupations/environments, typically on public sidewalks.
I.E. people that treat injured people or stop criminals before they escape the scene of the crime

"Did you hear about that woman that saved a girl's life in the news? Patched her injury up to keep her alive until the paramedics arrived!"
"Yeah, she was a real sidewalk hero!"

by Mega Erofan January 4, 2020