Shred-digger

Shred-digger; when a girl goes out with guitarist just to learn how to shred.

Man 1; hows your new girlfriend mandy?
Man 2; man she keeps asking me to teach her guitar licks.
Man 1; she's a shred-digger.

by Crashy873 October 14, 2016

shredding butter

To pass gas; a fart

Man I'm really shredding butter after that Taco Bell.

by FunnyWordsmith May 26, 2018

shred and spread

To shred som cheese then spread the legs of a random girl

Mike: yo I heard joe did a shred and spread at the pub
Jake: the fuck is a shred and spread

by Lucksucker May 9, 2023

shredded chicken

A sex move where all ten fingers and penis are used to stimulate the vagina and clitoris.

Dude bro 1: Hey man I heard you went out with Stacy last night.
Dude bro 2: yeah man she got the shredded chicken!
Dude bro 1: Noice!

by Genericuser12 October 20, 2020

shredding meat

When you and your boys are top players, hitting town and taking all the girls home.

Yo Mickey was shredding meat last night, I saw him take at least 3 girls back.

by Shredzy April 17, 2016

Dread shred

The moment when a dreadlocked personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder.

Usually accompanied by a scream for assistance, the dread shred victim can only hope that the shredder becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp.

The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.

"Frank, come quick you lummox! Jade's having a dread shred!"

"Whoa, turn it off at the plug!"

by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 6, 2009

shredding cheddar

spending cash, making it rain

when i get rich imma be shredding cheddar

by fecht January 5, 2010