we should do something sometime

We should hang out. Sometimes used as a shy version of "we should go on a date".

"You like Tarantino movies too?!? We should do something sometime"

by Booty April 29, 2004

German Shoelaces

The act of backing up into someone's face while they're bending over to tie their shoes, for the sole purpose of farting directly into their face. This act can be performed without removing your pants, but it is hilarious to do it with your pants down. For optimal performance, consider eating Ex-Lax before performing this act to brown-wash your victim.

They say the German Shoelaces will grow hair on your chest -- if it doesn't burn the hair out of your nose, first. Hope you don't get a turd to the eyeball, man!
Whoa! That German Shoelaces gave him a turdy Hitler moustache! Sick, man!

by Donkey Punching Queen July 14, 2011

"we should still be friends"

The most horrible words a male could hear when asking-out or breaking up with a female.

1)What girl says:I don't want to go out with you, but "we should still be friends"
What guy hears:I would rather torture you with the thought of going out with me and watch you writhe in anguish, because it makes me feel good about myself.
2)Girl:We shouldn't go out anymore,but "we should still be friends".
Guy:If we're still gonna be friends why the hell did we go out in the first place?

by Hartainian scribe August 4, 2007

shoelace

To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.

(Not to be confused with any sexual act).

Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.

Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.

by Bryce King January 23, 2011

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012

Shoulder

A widely used phrase in Ireland, given to a 350ml bottle of alcoholic spirits. Most commonly vodka or whiskey....Known to be a powerful instrument in tackling the problem of sobriety

"I might buy a few beers for the party"

"Stop being a bitch and get a shoulder"

by Dick Steel April 9, 2008

Shoulder Dancing

Rhythmic movement from only the shoulders up, including swaying, popping, and bouncing. Often done while seated.

She got so excited when her song came on that she started shoulder dancing.

by CDenk May 27, 2018