shitpickle

a turd

I'm about to can some shitpickles.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

shitydick

The act of getting you penis into a tight situation. Usually another guys ass. When you pull out it is completely covered with shit and a piece of corn right on the tip of your cock.

Chris got himself a shitydick this weekend after that party. When he was done doin it with 300 he had a whole ear of corn on his tiny little pecker.

by theycallmeballsdeep March 31, 2009

Shitpickle

After anal sex the man's dick is covered with shit.

OH GOD MY DICK IS FULL OF SHIT!!!! ITS A SHITPICKLE NOW!!!!! CLEAN YOU'RE ASS GIRL!

by USAISWEIRD May 28, 2015

shizdick

The power partner in your pants male

Hay man, what with those moves.
The shizdick just landed.

by symonty January 29, 2004

shitdickassfucker

dope dealer who wants to fuck your old lady in the ass for a "little-bitty" bag of dope

That shitdickassfucker shorted us on our sack, baby!

by Brian Glasco April 28, 2006

shitpicker

Someone who picks shit out of his/her ass.

Shade7x is a shitpicker.

by Apocalypse420 August 11, 2003

Shit-Dick

When a guy has a dirty penis or one that is "misshapen" in any way. Also, guys who have smegma.

1) Sarah: "Oh my god! I was going to give Wes a blowjob and his dick was crusty!"

2) Vince: "Dude, look at your shit-dick, what the fuck is wrong with it?"

Charles: "I don't know do the head is weird looking. I'm going to go get it checked out"

Vince: "That's probably a good idea Mr. Shit-dick."

by Sexbombz February 23, 2010