Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.

What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.

by jgreene777 June 8, 2010

shideara

An intelligent, creative, beautiful, loving woman, who also happens to be bat shit crazy. Yes having a Shideara for a friend means you are never without true loyalty. Having a Shideara as a girlfriend means you'll never have to wonder about being loved... But definitely have to worry about which personality you'll be spending the night with that night.
All in all Shideara knows how to keep life... interesting.

God I'm so bored... I need a Shideara for a pick me up.

OK this girl has way to many Shidearas for me to handle right now.

Did you see the crazy eyes on that beautiful woman?
She must be a Shideara.

by shidearalove May 2, 2016

im shidding and farding rn

when you don't want to sound like a 14 year old girl so you say this for the meme

guy 1: *makes meme video*
guy 2: *watches* im shidding and farding rn

by Stupid Af July 13, 2021

shidded

y tf i shit my pants like what the fuck why am i now spreading it on my toast like wtf - Will smart

y tf will shidded like nogga buttchug?

by JORDON NIBINSKY February 4, 2019

shidoodle

a word normally used as an insult but means whatever you want it to mean.

"Oh Javana is such a shidoodle!"
"Yeah, that Meagan is a shidoodle too..."

by Meagan!!! March 1, 2009

shidjt

Etymology - derived from "shit", having the same uses. Originates from pronunciation of the word "shit" by Chinese actor Stephen Chow in the movie "From Beijing With Love".

(after an unfortunate occurance) OH SHIDJT!

by flyinghorse June 26, 2004

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005