computer sanding

aggressively r-ping someone while watching sand asmr.

Dude 1: Hey what are you doing?

Dude 2: computer sanding.

by LemmaDonna July 12, 2023

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

Cloud Seeding

When Individual is jerking off or having sex and it seems they can’t finsih, and mid stroke, they feel someone massaging their prostate and they bust their load all over.

Ayyy Yoo, Can you cloud seed me, I need a little help making it rain.

Last night if it wasn't for you cloud seeding me, I would still have blue balls.

by Deathdesired247 May 30, 2024

shadow seeding

noun - To be a shadow seeder

Someone who secretly and intentionally impregnates or gets pregnant without the other party knowing.

verb - To shadow seed
To secretly and intentionally impregnate themselves or someone else without the other party knowing.

noun - 'You're a dirty shadow seeder!'

verb - 'You should have seen this girl I was shadow seeding last night!

by submissive&breedable June 13, 2024

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine

Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addictive Than Snorting Cocaine

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Gay Seeding

Once a popular passtime, the gardening term Gay Seeding consists of digging a small hole, planting a seed in it, and exclaiming gay-pride phrases in a loud, proud voice, as in, "Be Faaaabulous!!!"

"I put in my garden last week and was gay seeding.

I scared my neighbor lady until she figured out I was urging on my veggie garden, at which point she came out and joined me. We are besties now."

by JustAnyone May 22, 2025